Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Christmas!

If i could,
i would visit each and everyone you to wish you the very best of this beautiful season.
i would wrap my arms around you and hug each and everyone of you real tight.
i would give you the perfect gift, say the words to mend your broken heart
i would sit with you,hold your hand and chill with you
i would bring you that special someone who's worthy of your time and you
i would grant you the love that sustains,
give you the peace you seek
give you joy that endures
give you the closure you desire
give you the healing that liberates
give you the rest you need
give you the new beginning you want...
give you the perfect gift

i could,
offer you the perfect gift! of the everlasting one, the prince of peace, the bright morning star. the one who is all the above and more. the reason for the season.
friends, i give you JESUS.

will you accept Him?

Merry Christmas everyone!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Congraduations to Zephi!!

Congrats to the newest Engineer in the house!
the one and only Zephi-Fareiheit!

I wish you enduring success and everlasting joy.
May you be blessed in ALL that you lay your hands to do (cough)
May the grace and goodness of God be with you always.
May you never forget how precious you are.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

from:joke a day

It Happened Like This,...

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words.

I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.

My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.

I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.

The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.